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[10 Jul 2005|02:34am]

Tenn crew in the hizouse...
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[21 May 2005|10:56pm]

I spent my night getting sloshed because I'm good at it. And while doing so, where the FUCK WAS TRACE AND JUSTIN? Fuckers left me to fend for myself.
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[19 Apr 2005|09:05am]

Well motherfuckers, this place has grown dust and I'm not going to accept that shit.

Tenn. is still the best mothafuckin' place in the world, since I went home last week.

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[30 Dec 2004|01:16pm]

Hush you little thing, I live in TN..haha
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[27 Dec 2004|03:59pm]

i'm the only one of us who actually LIVES in Tennessee. You're all posuers.
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Trace's Birthday Party: the transcript [27 Nov 2004|03:01am]

You have just entered room AC Rum Boogie Cafe.Collapse )
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[26 Nov 2004|07:42pm]

[ mood | silly ]

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[09 Oct 2004|09:31pm]

[ mood | amused ]

reason 325 why Trace is my best friend.

cot damn trace: JUUUUUUUUUUZ10-10-10-10 i luff you!111111111
jr simbalake: hey T. thank you!!!111 how are you!?
cot damn trace: im so smashed
cot damn trace: lol
jr simbalake: DUDE! lucky!
cot damn trace: but i can tyyype like a pro
jr simbalake: you can! when i'm loaded, i don't get on the computer
cot damn trace: were driinkin in muh room
cot damn trace: so it right hurr
cot damn trace: lol
cot damn trace: hurr lol
cot damn trace: hah
jr simbalake: you can be a rapper!!
cot damn trace: fuck yea, ima be the first big white boy rapper
cot damn trace: ill be "skittle"
cot damn trace: instead of eminem
cot damn trace: taste this fuckin rainbow haha
jr simbalake: LMAO!!! and i want to be your back up dancer known as reeses peices!
cot damn trace: YES! i would have non-other!
cot damn trace: none lol
cot damn trace: ha
cot damn trace: fun i just made up a word "non-other"
cot damn trace: what the hell is that
jr simbalake: lmao!! YES!!
cot damn trace: i probably dont make any sence ha
cot damn trace: im sorry
jr simbalake: you make sense. i speak trace-drunkese
cot damn trace: i love you
cot damn trace: i get to see hot girl tonight too
cot damn trace: wooot wooooooooooooooooooot
jr simbalake: aaaw! you lucky!
cot damn trace: she looks like pamela anderson!!
cot damn trace: fooo real
jr simbalake: is she a whore like pam?
cot damn trace: yea like more so
cot damn trace: haha
cot damn trace: she's a goofy fucker
jr simbalake: aaw! make sure she has good feet! never get mixed up with an ugly toed mother fucker
cot damn trace: haha
cot damn trace: i'll tell her she has to strip her feet for me tonight
cot damn trace: so i can get all hot and bothered
jr simbalake: YES! and make sure her teeth and fingernails are clean
cot damn trace: she's hot
cot damn trace: ill get the camera, make a home movie and show you sometime
jr simbalake: yes! do it.

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[24 May 2004|04:29pm]

Well, technically, I'm not from Memphis, so my score is therefore justified.

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:-[ [23 May 2004|11:40pm]

[ mood | disappointed ]

I scored a 89% on the "How Memphis Are You?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

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[21 May 2004|12:27am]

I guess I'm tighter than a virgin on prom night, now!

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MATT MORRIS!!!!!!!111111!!!!! [12 Mar 2004|07:22pm]

[ mood | excited ]

Matt Morris' song "We'll Know" will be performed on the Star Search finale this Saturday, March 13th. Matt's song "We'll Know" will be performed by Star Search finalist, Jake Simpson, in the Adult Singers Winners' Circle. The show will air on CBS at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT.


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Nick, Happy Birthday [02 Feb 2004|12:05am]

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Lord help me. [31 Dec 2003|03:44pm]

[ mood | cranky ]

Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass...
Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners, Northeasterners, Northwesterners, Westerners and Southwestern Urbanites

1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass

2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass

3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.

4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your ass.

5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Sam Walton, Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g. John Edwards, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Duke). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick his/her ass.

6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass.

7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended with gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.

9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked.

10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it gets kicked.

11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your ass.

12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor.

13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.

14) So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston.
Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.

15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box... minus your ass.

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My Friends Look Out For Me Like Family. [25 Dec 2003|12:28am]

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There's literally nothing I can say or do to tell you all how much I love you and appreciate EVERYTHING you all do for me. I love you all so much, and on that note, Merry Christmas.

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Love you all. Merry Christmas.
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Only a true Southerner knows ..... [20 Nov 2003|09:14pm]

[ mood | amused ]

1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't "HAVE" them, -- you "PITCH" them.

2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess."

3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."

4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in: "Going to town, be back directly."

5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table.

6.) All true Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.

7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!)

8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.

9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

11.) A true Southerner knows that "fixin'" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term "booger" can be a resident of the nose, a descriptive, as in "that ol' booger," a first name or something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless.

13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do "queues", we do "lines," and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody!

14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as "y'all."

16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

18.) When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin' .. ," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!

19.) Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.

20.) A true Southerner knows that if you are with a couple of friends you, you could be with 2 or 10. The number doesn't matter.

21.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart" and go your own way

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Just another day... [16 Nov 2003|04:24am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

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[12 Nov 2003|12:51pm]

Hi boys!
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umm [08 Nov 2003|12:03am]

trace told me i sould ask here if tenn crew can beat up ryan so i can marry miss manda

otay? please?
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This Made Me Homesick................ [05 Nov 2003|08:27am]

[ mood | sick ]

I scored a 88% on the "How Memphis Are You?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

HA! I'm one of "The Questions." Go take it. It was fun. How MEMPHIS Are You? Post your results as a comment. I'm curious what ya'll will get.

And check this out... when did Trace get himself a HARDCORE BAND??
November 8

The Never Expierment
Nothing Sacred

The Legion ~ Jackson, TN

Doors open at 8 pm
Show starts at 9
$5 cover

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